How to buy sex toys without parents finding out?

February 9th, 2009 by Admin | Filed under Sex Toys General FAQ.
Renee L asked:


I’m 18 years old and want to buy some sex toys online from Pure Romance, but I still live at home and don’t want my parents to find out. I also don’t have a credit card so I’m not really sure how to go about this. Any ideas?

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16 Responses to “How to buy sex toys without parents finding out?”

  1. ?JonasPrefect? says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    HAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHA

  2. hauntedsnowfort™ says:

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    battery operated toothbrushes at the drug store

    no one will be the wiser

    your parents will inevitably pick up the mail with a package that says “Pure Romance” and start asking questions.

  3. o.o says:

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    lmao.
    you can try to buy them at Spencer’s. they have some there.
    or if you really want to buy them from that website, try to ask your boyfriend(if you have one) or a friend to get ‘em for you and you’ll pay him/her back.

  4. Adam says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    You don’t need one, I can be anywhere in the US in 24 hours and I am free. I’d like to see Pure Romance beat that shipping time.

    Unless you’re nasty then theres a surcharge.

  5. oceaniclrdwck says:

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    Go to a store called Excitement Video. It has sex toys there, as well as porn videos. Don’t watch the porn if you don’t want to have an ugly habit, and fill your head with trash. You can also rent there too. You must have I.D though. Then after you’ve bought the toys, you can hide them in a drawer, or a secret place in your room so your parents won’t find out.

    If you don’t have an Excitement Video store in your area, try getting your own PO box address. I asked the mail service clerk there how much one was. It’s about 30 a month. You can order your toys online, and have them sent to another address, pick up your packages in secret and enjoy.

    Good luck!

  6. A.O. says:

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    you don’t

  7. Mike C. says:

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    Just out of curiosity, where do you live, hon – just kidding.

    And by the way, I don’t need any batteries.

    Sorry I couldn’t resist.

  8. PRANAV IS A ***** says:

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    I would just find a store I guess. I would ask a friend to buy it for you. And then pay them back.

  9. DrugAddict123123123123 says:

    Create a video blog

    Buy one from Nintendo. They have some good ones.

  10. melmo says:

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    why dont u go into a sex store and buy them with cash. no paper traces haha. and i know u might be thinking “omg im not going into there” but actually, its completely normal. no one will think anything of it. casue everyones there for the same reason you are. and if u buy anything with battery’s, like a vibrator, take the battery’s out if ur gonna hide it between ur mattress, i have sat on my bed, and had my vibrator come on. and it was very loud haha.

  11. Kay P says:

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    Since you’re 18, go get a checking account. Put money it in. Get a pay-pal and register your checking accout with it.

    To get the toy /to your house/ without your parents knowing, rent a P.O. box and request a tracking number to keep up with where your toy is so you can make up an excuse to run out and pick it up when it arrives.

    When you’re done, just cancel the P.O. box. Also, be sure to get rid of any evidence of the toy like the box and shipping papers.

    I’ve bought all kinds of toys under my mothers nose when I was young, and the above method works well.

    You could always visit a adult store, but I’m guessing you had a particular toy in mind. :) If you’ve got any other questions about toys, feel free to email me. :3

  12. help me says:

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    tell them that you are going to a trip
    then find a place to live for a 2 days or so
    then buy the sex toys and have FUN

  13. wera says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    There is a good idea!
    Every girl should have a vibrator in her bedroom. Buy a vibrator which doesn’t make lots of noise, a quiet and discreet one and your parents will not discover it in the house at all.

    Then, you can buy the vibrator not only via credit card, but also through PayPal or other methods of payment.

    I can recommend you this sex shop:

  14. yenolass says:

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    Actually most online sex toy stores have discreet packaging with a normal company name on the label that gives no clue to the contents. And I’m sure you can do bank transfers (the same innocuous company name will show up, not the sex toy shop name). Or set up a PayPal account – just deposit money from your bank account into it – and pay through there. Check out this list of shops:. If you look at discreet vibrators in any of those shops you can find ones that look like lipsticks, rubber duckies, or other ‘normal’ things. Alternatively you can buy an “electric personal massager” that is sold as a shoulder massager from gift shops or electronics shops. Tell your parents you have tense shoulders from studying!

  15. Anonymous says:

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    get your cash, go to an actual store buy your king kong dildo or whatever it is your getting, and hide it. Trying the mail route is begging to caught

  16. jennitavanbelle says:

    Create a video blog…instantly.

    your 18 so you are allowed to go into sex shops, you don’t have to buy it online. and if you don’t want to go into the store because you’re embarrassed, maybe you’re a little young for these things.

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