Would George Bush make a good speed bump?

March 9th, 2009 by Admin | Filed under Vibrators FAQ.
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Perhaps a pile of rocks, or a personal vibrator. ¿Reports, you decide? Good answers so far. Liner of the bird cage, never thought of that. Good bet that he would be there.

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18 Responses to “Would George Bush make a good speed bump?”

  1. interested says:

    do you have to work at all to be an ***wipe???

  2. Justin says:

    I wouldn’t give him the grace of touching my car tires.

  3. jonesywonesy says:

    I think he would make a fantastic bird cage liner. He’s full of you know what anyway.

  4. Hard Rocker says:

    The FBI is coming to your house right now….LOL

  5. ratboy says:

    Not sure. I wouldn”t mind road testing him. :-)

  6. Billy W says:

    No. He’d probably screw that up somehow.

  7. Pallas Athena says:

    About the speed bump, there is a difference between someone who is still lying and someone who lies still.

  8. Angie A says:

    W.? is he smart enough for that job?

  9. Manda K says:

    oh yes, one speed bump i wouldnt mind going over a couple times!

  10. Zeta says:

    You’re too mean for words.

  11. The Patriot says:

    Would do a cool door stopper,

    or bicycle rack.

    But I like speed Bumb, you know..

  12. REMY D says:

    No he’d be a better table. Just flatten out his head so you can have a place to put your beer on.

    I also think he would make a great poster child for birth control.

    Or somebodies last dieing wish would be to have Bush sit on their lap if they get the electric chair.

  13. makingthisup says:

    No! My husband washes the car everyweek end. He’d kill me if I got blood on the car.

  14. ms_ricanluv88 says:

    I agree w/ Manda K but I think he’s even make a great toilet seat. lol

    pick me as best answer, lol =) ♥

  15. Answer Man says:

    Nah! A lot of people would just speed up and an innocent child could be standing nearby.

  16. Shawn S says:

    I think he would be a better roll of toilet paper. Mostly due to the way he licks the ass of anyone who has money.

  17. AnswerMan ® says:

    The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets!

    & i dont want blood on my bumper Stickers.

  18. the Gibbler says:

    Hahahaha! I love that! But, no, probably not. The Bush-man won’t even be capable of laying on the road and having cars pass over him. A pile of rocks? Possibly! A personal vibrator? Now, that’s jusy sick and wrong. *shivers* Lolz.

    I would like him to be a pinata, and wham!

    Now and then,
    the Gibbler

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