I am writing my own obituary, and I need a bizarre way to die?
February 27th, 2009 by Admin | Filed under Anal Toys FAQ.
Iraina C asked:
I don 't want anything killed like in a traffic accident, I want something weird and strange. Any help would be great. Keep it clean. I'm not going to die of anal grains, etc..
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I don 't want anything killed like in a traffic accident, I want something weird and strange. Any help would be great. Keep it clean. I'm not going to die of anal grains, etc..
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killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day but on the way to her own birthday party she was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.
murdered by you eight year old daughter, who you had just sent to her room without dinner. Young Samantha Stone(or whatever name) inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father’s coffee the following morning.
was killed by you landlord for failing to pay you rent for eight years. Landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been.
killed by 14 state troopers after you wandered onto a live fire training scene. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street, you jumped out in front of them and yelled, “Boo!” The troopers, thinking you were a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them.
killed by a hit man hired by her ex-boyfriend. Then the hit man killed the ex-boyfriend, after he discovered that a 16 year old high school student didn’t really have access to $500 000.
killed by her zoo keeper boyfriend, after he invited her to the zoo to see the lions feed. He took her into a ‘viewing’ room and ‘ducked out for a quick smoke.’ Another door opened and three hungry lions were let into the pen…
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Suffering from extreme gas while in the bathroom died from an explosion. She apparently lit a match after expelling large amounts of gas due to an intestinal blockage. The flame caused a fatal explosion.
A young woman while eating dinner died as a car crashed into her car which was parked in front of the house. The impact of the two vehicles sent the parked car flying into a tree and then bouncing off the tree flying into and through the house. Her head was decapitated by the flying car.
A young woman was killed by a dart. She entered her room while her friends were playing darts on the back of the bedroom door. She opened the door and the dart hit her in the head fatally wounding her.
A young woman was killed by ants. Leaving a party she was so drunk that she passed out on a dirt mound. The mound turned out to be an ant hill. Hospital officials stated that the ants ate her internal organs and where in every orifice.
A young woman slipped and fell on some oil in her garage but moments later died while lying on the floor as her garage door came down on her crushing and splitting her in half.
A young woman while driving was picking her nose as she was involved in a three car crash on the freeway. Authorities say she died instantly as her finger went through her skull and into her brain.
A woman was electrocuted. She was curling her hair with a curling iron. The curling iron became entangled in her hair causing her hair to catch on fire. Frantically sticking her head into the toilet bowl the curling iron was still plugged in.
Trying to hide his girlfriend from his parents a boy and his girlfriend where making out in the garage when they heard the parents coming. He told his girlfriend to hide underneath the car. The parents got in the car not knowing the girl was underneath and drove off. It wasn’t until a couple of miles later that they were flagged down by motorists of something hanging down from underneath their car.